Ectoplasm Elixir
$3.95
Drink the potion. Skip the séance.
Pomegranate, coconut, and green apple swirl into a tart-sweet pour that drinks like a witch’s brew with the receipts of a clean energy drink. Crisp, creamy, and just the right kind of haunted.
Flavor: Tart green apple with creamy coconut and a pomegranate finish Caffeine: 180mg natural caffeine per packet Serves: Makes one 32oz drink Vitamins: C, B12, B5, D3 + Biotin Sweetened with: Organic stevia (no aspartame, no sucralose) Only 20 calories per packet
Awaken Your Dark Side
What’s in your cup
Ectoplasm Elixir keeps it simple and weird. A Pomegranate Lift Off base lays down a deep tart-fruity backbone. Coconut layers in soft, creamy smoothness. Green apple drops the bite right where you want it — crisp, sour, and refreshing all the way down. Three ingredients. One slime-colored potion. Zero MLM séances required.
Best for
- Anyone whose loaded tea order is “make it weird”
- The green apple Jolly Rancher devotee
- Pre-workout fuel that doesn’t taste like a multivitamin
- Anyone who wants 180mg of natural caffeine in a 32oz potion
How to mix it
- Empty the packet into a 32oz cup
- Add 2oz of hot water and stir to dissolve
- Add ice and fill the rest of the way with cold water
- Sip slow — there’s real caffeine in there
The Sip Happens promise
- 180mg of natural caffeine from green and white tea
- Just 20 calories per packet
- Stevia-sweetened — no aspartame, no sucralose
- Vitamins C, B12, B5, D3, and Biotin in every cup
- Mixed in small batches in Texas
- 3rd-party tested, every single batch
- Free shipping on orders over $20
- No MLM. No monthly meeting. No downline.
Heads up
Not recommended for children, pregnant women, or individuals who are caffeine sensitive.
