Privacy Policy
We know what we put in the tea. Here’s what we do with your data.
Last Updated: May 24, 2026
At SIP Happens, we respect your privacy and take protecting your personal information seriously. No MLM. No monthly meeting. No downline. No selling your email to anyone with a pulse. This Privacy Policy explains exactly how we collect, use, and safeguard your data when you visit siphappens.com or place an order.
What We Collect
When you make a purchase or sign up, you hand us information directly — your name, email address, billing and shipping addresses, phone number, and payment information. We need most of this to actually get tea to your door.
We also automatically collect certain information about your device while you browse, including your IP address, browser type, and browsing patterns. That happens through cookies and similar technologies. (More on those further down.)
What We Do With It
We use your personal information to:
- Process your orders and get them out the door.
- Communicate with you about your purchases — shipping, delays, the occasional “your tea has landed.”
- Deliver marketing communications you’ve opted into. If you didn’t opt in, you don’t hear from us. Simple.
- Improve how the website works.
- Maintain account security.
We also analyze shopping patterns and overall site usage to enhance our product offerings and customer experience. (How we figured out everyone’s reordering Reaper’s Whisper, basically.)
How We Keep It Safe
We implement industry-standard security measures to protect your personal information from unauthorized access, disclosure, or misuse. Payment information is encrypted using secure socket layer (SSL) technology, the same baseline standard your bank uses.
We retain your information only for as long as necessary to provide our services and comply with legal obligations. We’re not in the business of hoarding old data we don’t need.
Who Else Sees It
We share your information with trusted third parties who help us run the business and serve you — payment processors, shipping carriers, and email service providers. Without them, your order doesn’t get processed, packed, shipped, or confirmed.
We require all third parties to respect the security of your personal data and treat it in accordance with applicable laws. We don’t sell your info to randoms. Period.
Your Rights
You have the right to access, correct, or delete your personal information. You can opt out of marketing communications at any time — every email we send has an unsubscribe link, and it actually works.
You can also ask us what data we have on you and which third parties we’ve shared it with. Hit the contact form on siphappens.com and we’ll get you answers.
Cookies, Pixels & the Rest
We use cookies and similar tracking technologies to improve your browsing experience, analyze site traffic, and understand where our visitors come from. (Yes, even the ones who showed up because of a TikTok of someone pouring a Blood Maw at 2 a.m.)
You can disable cookies through your browser settings if that’s your preference — just know it may affect certain features on the site.
Kids Under 13
SIP Happens is not intended for children under 13 years of age. We do not knowingly collect personal information from anyone under 13. If you believe a child under 13 has given us information, contact us immediately and we’ll delete it.
When We Update This
We may update this Privacy Policy periodically — laws change, tools change, sometimes we just write it clearer. We’ll notify you of any material changes by posting the new Privacy Policy on this page and updating the “Last Updated” date at the top. That date is always the live answer.
Talk to Us
Questions about this Privacy Policy or how we handle your data? Hit the contact form on siphappens.com. A real human reads every message, usually within a business day.
Scope
This Privacy Policy applies only to information collected through our website. It does not cover information collected offline or through other channels.
SIP Happens · Loaded teas, brewed dark. Small batches in Texas.
