Hell’s Fruit Medley
$3.95
Five fruits walked into hell. None of them came back.
Orange, pineapple, strawberry, green apple, and white grape get loaded into a juicy, sun-bright pour that drinks like the fruit medley your cafeteria wishes it had. Sweet, tart, layered, and impossible to bottle.
Flavor: Bright orange-pineapple medley with strawberry, green apple, and white grape Caffeine: 180mg natural caffeine per packet Serves: Makes one 32oz drink Vitamins: C, B12, B5, D3 + Biotin Sweetened with: Organic stevia (no aspartame, no sucralose) Only 20 calories per packet
Awaken Your Dark Side
What’s in your cup
Hell’s Fruit Medley is the fruit cocktail’s loud cousin. An Orange Lift Off base sets the bright citrus stage. Pineapple drops juicy tropical sweetness. Strawberry rolls in classic and sweet. Green apple sharpens the middle with tart bite. White grape closes it out with a crisp, juice-bar finish. Five fruits, one cup, zero filler.
Best for
- Lunchbox loyalists who never quit on fruit cocktail
- Hot afternoons that need everything cold, juicy, and caffeinated
- Replacing the second OJ with something with way more going on
- Anyone who wants 180mg of natural caffeine in a 32oz fruit basket
How to mix it
- Empty the packet into a 32oz cup
- Add 2oz of hot water and stir to dissolve
- Add ice and fill the rest of the way with cold water
- Sip slow — there’s real caffeine in there
The Sip Happens promise
- 180mg of natural caffeine from green and white tea
- Just 20 calories per packet
- Stevia-sweetened — no aspartame, no sucralose
- Vitamins C, B12, B5, D3, and Biotin in every cup
- Mixed in small batches in Texas
- 3rd-party tested, every single batch
- Free shipping on orders over $20
- No MLM. No monthly meeting. No downline.
Heads up
Not recommended for children, pregnant women, or individuals who are caffeine sensitive.
